Tara Sivec

Christmas Cliche Tara Sivec

'Twas the week before Christmas

and all through L. A.,

Allie Parker's famous twin sisters

were driving her cray.

She fled to the mountains

with a hostage in tow,

hoping to sleep through the holidays,

which were a sh*t-show.

A crash in a blizzard,

and a hot mountain man,

definitely wasn't part

of her evacuation plan.

Santas, and stockings,

and creepy nutcrackers too,

everywhere she looks,

it's a crazy Christmas zoo.

But there are hugs, and smiles,

and a beautiful view,

kisses and laughter,

and no time to be blue.

Maybe this family,

with their hot mountain man,

will make this a Christmas

Allie can actually stand.