Dave Cravens

How to Win So Big Dave Cravens

STOP BEING A TOTAL LOSER!!!


Have you dreamed of being a winner in 60 minutes or less? Do you wish you could stop losing at everything you do? Do you crave money, fame and power?


So does Dr. Win!


Stop whatever you're doing -- RIGHT NOW -- and purchase this book!


Dr. Win is an intense unaccredited fictional doctor who spews tons of questionable advice he truly believes will make you a winner! If you can read English at a 3rd grade level and haven't maxxed out all of your credit cards, this book has the potential to change your life! We can't overpromise this enough! Mostly because of the legal disclaimer below!


Dr. Win's methods for "winning" are highly controversial and may result in extreme loss of property, money and IQ points as well causing great harm to personal and professional relationships, self-esteem and bladder control while increasing frequency of accusations of being a "total a-hole" by casual observers. It is highly recommended you take none of Dr. Win's advice seriously and see it for the satire that it is. Sincerely, Dr. Win's legal team.