Patrick Delaney

Adventures in Sliberty Patrick Delaney

This book contains some really bad ideas that should not be acted on by boys and girls between the ages of two and seventy-five. On the other hand, you could view it as a learning experience. For example: Chapter 6 will teach you how to make a bully talk like Mickey Mouse (and leave you alone forever). Chapter 12 teaches you not to fire a homemade rocket in the direction of a neighbor's house, as this tends to get them upset when it goes through their bedroom window in the middle of the night. Chapter 13 points out the consequences of rolling a 380 pound tire down a steep hill. Your neighbors will get upset if they are pushed through a bathroom wall at 35 Miles per hour. In the event that you choose to ignore this warning and try some of the things in this book, I strongly suggest you get the name of a good attorney (and a bail bondsman) and put it on speed dial on your cell phone. Failing that: Chapter 7 has some really good tips, compliments of Clem the hobo, for how to survive by jumping on a train and getting the hell out of Dodge.