Ted Cheldin

Fundamentally Crazy Ted Cheldin

Fundamentally Crazy is a book of parodies, compiling several insane letters from the raving mind of lunatic madman Ted Cheldin. Expect a letter from Ted for any reason. You ripped him off! Your employees are morons! Your company sucks! Your pizza is great! Who would write such letters? Who would answer such letters? What people are saying: "Amusing" Marie Stuart, Calvin Klein Cosmetics. "So offensive... A healthy influx" Brette Popper, President, Individual Investor Group, Inc. "Most creative and entertaining" Kristina Hagerty, Burger King. "Caused people to experience temporary nausea" William B. Hope, Jr., Vice President, Coca-Cola Company. "Intellectual" James Waese, Aramark Corporation. "Helpful information... A guide for consumers" Carla Mikell, Kraft Foods. "International sourcing of ideas... If you're man enough" Alice Blackly, Ben & Jerry's Homemade. "Literature that other greenhorns have found useful" W. Body, The Friends of Bodie.