It Came From My Butthole

Cooter Conners was your typical son of an out-of-work rodeo clown until he ate a taco that would change his life forever. This Very Special installment of Shingles asks the hard-hitting questions. Is there an afterlife?Does God judge us according to the condiments we consume?Jesus is totally white, right? I mean, like, everybody knows that. You may want to leave the lights on while you read this shocking tale of horror, lest your heart freeze, your bladder fail you, and your skin break out in... Shingles.