The Totally Biased Guide to Southern College Football

'The Totally Biased Guide to Southern College Football has all the info you need to mock and embarrass your arch-rival's football team and school. 18 Southern football teams from the SEC, ACC, and even two Texas schools are broken down and ripped apart in this satirical look at the greatest game/religion/passion of the South. Who has the most dangerous mascot? Who let a bear roam around campus? Which team has a death curse on its own coaches? Which school has the dumbest head coach? Or fans? Which school had Machine Gun Kelly as a student and fan? These and a thousand other funny facts will be at your disposal to use as ammo to embarrass and shutup that smartaleck brother-in-law, or neighbor, or even your smug boss. Updated for the 2019 season!